Always look on the bright side of life

[friezaess]

Pros of grieving:

*Lose 5kg in 1 week
*Become slightly more outgoing to compensate for the fact that you are rotting from the core
*Sleep is now optional
*Who needs cuddles when you can study to get good grades? /Chinese exchange student
*Losing interest in flamboyant hobbies increases normality
*No more stress because nothing matters
*Cold pit of despair and loneliness is cheaper to rent than a flat

Now if my house burns down, my family die in a plane crash and Family First wins the election, I'll finally be able to wear outfits from Supre!

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[friezaess.livejournal.com]

That's a hell of a timetable. Well I get off (lawl) at 2pm on Wednesday next week, maybe we could go down and get some cheap-ass cocktails then?

Mine's 0403882604.