Cause and reaction

I feel the need to go to the top of a very tall building and drop rockmelons, water bombs and improvised firebombs onto the pavement below.

Failing that, those St. Lucia bush turkeys are demanding to be chased.

Why does tomorrow have to be Tuesday >_>

This assignment is gradually defeating me. I should've managed my time better- why does it have to be due in at 11am tomorrow? All the other faculties set the deadline at around 4pm. I need photographs. I need to set up a Flash site which I'm only half capable of (fuck you animation diploma, fuck you). I want to apply for an extension but I did that for my last reporting assignment, and missing deadlines won't get one very far in this field.

God, what am I doing. I can't back this story up without more evidence.

I need a hug ._.