So I'm writing fiction again it would seem!

I must say, after sending off a rough draft of my storytelling assignment to my tutor, I'm rather nervous.

I mean, I use words like nigger/faggot/nigger-faggot and talk about how many apples can fit in an anus. I'm pretty sure there's a Jewish joke in there too.

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OH FUCK, I FORGOT SHE'S ISRAELI! OH FUCK OH FUCK HOW DO I UNDO E-MAIL D: Fuck, I'm not even kidding, oh God how did I only JUST remember this?! >_>