LOL BOYS WITH BIGASS SWORDS

Yesterday I did the touristy thing and visited Tokyo Tower.

I gotta admit I got a fright when I was walking tehre from the train station and rounded a bend only to look up and see a GIANT GLOWING MONSTROSITY looming over me. (ISH GONNA EAT ME!!! D:)

Holy crap... it made me want to watch the X anime again SO BADLY. The place looks just like it did in the series... and you could see the Rainbow Bridge all lit up like it was when Subaru and Seisshiro were going at it... ;_; Too bad I went up 2 hours before closing time, I wanted to get freaked out by the Wax Museum.

Hm. I'll gladly walk an extra half hour if it means I'll be saving, like, $2.50 by not hopping on a bus... yet I have to pry myself away from a $200 tea set... I need to work on my priorities :( *strokes $50 tiny hat lovingly*

What else...

*When decked out in EGL on a Sunday afternoon, the infamous bridge near Yoyogi Park is NOT a good place to rest your aching bones and people watch. SNAPPY SNAPPY!

*You can order Rape Juice at the local curry house.

*Tokyo smells better than Osaka, which smelt like burnt miso and ass.

*Everything stays open 'til 10pm... TAKE THAT THURSDAY NIGHT SHOPPING!

*It's cold and rainy and I can't feel a single one of my eight nipples.

LAWL RACISM

GODAMMIT BLACK PEOPLE IN JAPAN ARE BAD!!!

I don't even mean this in your generic /b/tarded LOL NIGRAS way. The ones I've seen over here are all from shitty African countries and EVERY SINGLE ONE OF THEM has been the kind that yells stuff in the street/has a smell you can see/cracks onto females walking by/is just plain wretched. And yes, most of them have asked if they can come back to my place.

A few days ago I ran into a delightful old Japanese man who was down on his luck. He was lying on the floor at a trainstation crying out obscenities with his trousers around his knees. He had an erection. He was still more dignified than aforementioned Africans.