I've managed to draw something I guess. I'm in the process of fixing up the outline in Photoshop and Flash (my poor substitute for Streamline) as we speak. Of course it still falls short of my standards, but... blech. My high standards are a big part of why I don't draw anymore, so to hell with that.
Rest safe in the knowledge that what fate has decided, you have no earthly hope of changing. ...I don't know why I typed that.