Lawl, Paganism.

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CHRISTMAS CARDS MOTHERFUCKER, DO YOU WANT THEM?!

If so, then you know the drill: Comment with your postal address. All comments are screened so the only ones who will be able to track you down and rape your ass are me and my cricket-bat sized shlong .

I solemnly swear that I shall make more of an effort than in past years where I just sent out shitty store-bought cards with Santa and his harem of children.