As my bandwith dwindles...

[friezaess]

A 22 year old with wrinkles? It's more likely than you think.

Like I need to look any worse -_-;

Tomorrow I'm applying for a retail job at this quirky little place in the Valley; by day it's an adult bookstore, by night a hot bed of STDs and homoerotica. I'd be content sitting behind the counter drawing dicks and doing my best to make customers feel embarassed. ("Hahaha, you're buying THAT? OMG you fukkin' pervert, lolololol that's so gross", "Wow, you don't look like a man who likes the cock... so have you ever been fisted by a black man?")

Putting the "FUCK YOU, ASSBITCH" back in "Customer Service" (or at least the Latin derivitive).

Comments

[swiftylily.livejournal.com]

you can cook for your customers!

[rainsquall.livejournal.com]

For a second I read that as "you can cock for for your custormers!" Oh dear.

Good luck with the job Fri, sounds awesome!