YAH ZOOM ZOOM ZOOM!

[friezaess]

As horrifying a thought as it is, somewhere along the line I figured out how to cook without causing significant long-term damage to anyone's intestinal tract. I figure it's a combination of hanging out with the domestic goddesses of Victoria, Christmas cooking with mother dear, and good old fashioned neccesity. After all, if I don't fry up something I'm stuck with Dad's idea of cuisine which consists solely of remarkably suss sausage rolls from Chinatown.

But I am getting kinda sick of making stuff solely for myself and a father who doesn't care if he gets homemade country cottage loaf with mushroom sauce or a plate of soggy chips drowned in tomato sauce. This is another of those times where I get really pissed off about not having Mum around; she loved trying out new recipies with me, and she'd actually have a reaction other than apathy when we tried new foods.

That said, it's pretty fuckin' sad I'm not actually leaving the house and having a baking day or some shit with people who AREN'T my parents. Wow. I sound like your typical basement-dwelling g33k, don't I? I'm just not that egar to socialise at all anymore. As I've said before, it's not that I don't like the people I hang out with, it just seems to exhaust me nowadays. I'm quite happy being a reclusive hermit who is no doubt going to die alone except for a collection of hundreds upon hundreds of bull terriers who will more than likely fight over who gets to feast upon my decomposing carcass.

I want a hovercraft.

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[halfeatenmoon.livejournal.com]

ZOOM ZOOM ZOOM!

You must send me your address; I have cheap, tacky Japanese souveniers for you. (Not anime, don't worry. :p)

I understand how being around other people can be exhausting. I feel like that myself sometimes. Not nearly as much as I used to, but there are still times where I find the presence of other people unbearable. Someone once explained that there are people who need to be surrounded by others to 'recharge', to relax and to feel at ease, and other people need to be alone and find company exhausting. I guess we're the latter. I've spent a long time fighting the idea that there's something wrong with me for enjoying quietness and reclusiveness. But as aeireono likes to say, "I don't have a mental illness, I have an unusual personality."

I guess that's a long way of saying that I agree. But do you want to go have a baking day with some non-family? I find cooking is actually one of the least tiring ways to interact with other people. Might be good. And I can send you recipes. I'm pretty sure you'll want to have a crack at my 'sex cake'.

[friezaess.livejournal.com]

Lol! Yeah, getting to stuff one's face is a perk of cooking :D

That said, cookie dough is delicious raw or cooked :3

[halfeatenmoon.livejournal.com]

Sadly there is a shortage of soiled panties in Kansai, but I think you'll like it anyway.

Feel free to delete comment for its stalker potential.

And I'll try to remember to email the recipe for sex cake once I get home; I don't have it with me. (Amy's oven is far too small to bake a cake... though I suppose I could try to invent some Sex Cupcakes.)

[friezaess.livejournal.com]

Childsized sex cupcakes... that would be so cute, in a pedolicious kind of way! <3

Nya, tankoo Megan-chaaaaaaan ^_^ You is full of win and sex appeal XD

[kitsunesakurano.livejournal.com]

who's the domestic goddess???? Shi?
all that means is you should come down hear and baby me
without the molesting

[friezaess.livejournal.com]

Shi, you (to an extent XD), even Jarrod lol XD

I reckon I could start looking at plane tickets within the next fortnight hey. Glad to hear you got my care package though :D