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Now I'm really not much of a cat person, yet I find myself intregued by the so called "Kitlers" on catsthatlooklikehitler.com. And the complaints section is just hillarious. Take that, KKKramer.

In other news, Sexpo was pretty dull. Despite the intrest on Manlypest, only Byron, Megan and myself ended up going. It was basically just one big sex shop with the occasional stripper; it goes without saying that I've seen better on 4chan.

Puppetry of the Penis was pretty amusing. It was basically some guy who got paid to play with himself on stage, twisting his dangly bits together to make "the hamburger", "the loch ness monster", or my personal favourite, "the eye" which involved pulling the sides of one's foreskin and poking a bit of your tip out a bit. Did I mention Byron just happened to arrive in the middle of it? Welcome to Sexpo, leave your dignity at the door <3

There were some pretty labor-inducing vibrators, but Megan and I were by far more taken by the Area 51 Blow-up Doll, whose features consisted of blue skin, three boobs and a vagina for a face.

And there were Japs in sailor fuku.

Now I know what you're all thinking, and no, the Gerbil ride wasn't that fantastic. Oh sure, it's one thing if you're into manequines "uriniating" on eachother and dildos ejaculating air at you, but if that doesn't quite take your fancy you feel somewhat let down by all the signs around the complex boasting warnings such as "This ride may cause you to become aroused!"

Unfortunatly I did not get to join Byorn and Megan for drinks afterwards 'cos I was dead tired. X_x