Delicious irony.

I was going to procrastinate some more on an assignment I have due tomorrow and get a medical cert if I didn't finish it in time.

Now I can't stop coughing. GodDAMN you dust storms and karma :/ Also one of my fingers is in so much unexplained pain I can't think straight. Does anyone feel like writing a 2500 word essay on Rupert Murdoch?

I guess I'll just write FUCK YOU FAUX NEWS GLENN BECK IS HITLER MURDOCH CAN SUCK MY THROBBING PURPLE COCK over and over until I hit the word limit or get a 7. I'm sure some of those bitter ex-journos who lecture would approve.

I swear there will be significantly more entertaining posts to this LJ once the holidays arrive -_-;