TEA

They don't have tea in Iraq. All the little sand-niggers run around screaming "MAMMY MAMMY I WANTS SOME TEA IN MY GULLET!", and the mother will look up from her watermelon and say "Wachoo talkin' 'bout foo', we ain't got no 'T' in our alphabet 'cause those Americans stole it!" And then this great big American dude comes in and starts beating the shit out of her, which she deserves because she's a woman, then everyone starts chanting and Muslims come down in their totally pimped out UFOs and start showering everyone with boiling water and screaming "Here's your tea bitches... WITH A SIDE OF RAPE!" Thus the copulating ensues and everyone is infected with super-AIDS which turns them into gay nigger zombies. Fuck.

TL;DR- I crave tea but that means getting up D: