OM NOM NOM

The other day I decided to put logic on hold for a while and watch Today Tonight. Whilst I normally only watch such shows for the lulz of IRL Jerry Springer scenarios, this one was all about friends such as E-coli and mice.

Apparently 40% of Melbourne's resteraunts classify as dodgey, with the focus being on, as I've always suspected, Chinatown.

I TOLD YOU FAGS GYOZA WASN'T SUPPOSED TO LOOK THAT GREEN :(