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Those social experiments they feature on current affair shows are always good redneck viewing. You know, the kind where they see how many people stop to help a sexy-ass damsel in distress, then dress her up like an obese butter monster and replay the scenario with bad results to point out that beautiful people get prefferential treatment in society? *stops to take a breath*
Yes, we've all seen them. It's fun to decieve people.
Now, I've been thinking lately, and that is never a good thing. What would happen if I were to, say, dress in baggy clothing, apply a fake beard and go into the city trying to pick up? Better yet, how would people react if I walked down Queen Street Mall in said costume but with the added bonus of a strap-on beneath my pants?
Good taste: GTFO
I've been thinking about the plausibility of all this. It wouldn't be uber hard, but knowing me and my lack of motivation, I'm not sure I'd ever get around to it. That plus the fact that I'd really love to tape the results and cameras small enough to hide aren't cheap.
Still, I really would like to do it out of pure curiosity. Call it my inner anthropologist, or perhaps just your regular shit stirrer. Small things amuse small minds, and as you can see from this entry, they don't get much smaller than mine.
Yes, we've all seen them. It's fun to decieve people.
Now, I've been thinking lately, and that is never a good thing. What would happen if I were to, say, dress in baggy clothing, apply a fake beard and go into the city trying to pick up? Better yet, how would people react if I walked down Queen Street Mall in said costume but with the added bonus of a strap-on beneath my pants?
Good taste: GTFO
I've been thinking about the plausibility of all this. It wouldn't be uber hard, but knowing me and my lack of motivation, I'm not sure I'd ever get around to it. That plus the fact that I'd really love to tape the results and cameras small enough to hide aren't cheap.
Still, I really would like to do it out of pure curiosity. Call it my inner anthropologist, or perhaps just your regular shit stirrer. Small things amuse small minds, and as you can see from this entry, they don't get much smaller than mine.
