Needs moar flamethrower :(

Thanks to everyone who congratulated me on my entry into the workforce after 22 years of ass.

I already fucking hate my job, making me fit in with the rest of the world's populace perfectly.

I don't give a fuck about your problems. If you can afford to send your kid to a private school, you can afford their goddamn music lessons. That cool, calm voice I use to talk to you? That's apathy. Stop calling me.