Woe is me

Today I sat in the hot sun, the UV rays piercing my pale flesh like the knives that pierce my soul. As I watched a man hammer nails into wood, I wished that I was those nails- being smashed with a piece of iron until I was dead in a shallow grave. It would be painful, but that's nothing compared to the pain I'm feeling now, the pain that engulfs my very being like some sort of hungry monster. Or maybe I would be better off just being the possum I saw smooshed into the road the other day. I'll bet the driver didn't even stop to see if I was alright. Then again, that happens a lot to me- no one ever hears my cries for help, and no-one ever stops to see if I'm okay. They just keep revving their four wheel drives on the road of life while I'm left to rot in a gutter...

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BWAHAHAHA! So I figured it'd be amusing to post something taking the piss out of all those angsty 14 year old bloggers. So freaking cliche. "You pissed me off! I'm gonna wite about you in my LiveJournal!"

... What? It's fun mocking emos! (It was kitsunesakurano's idea anyway >_>)

The trouble with being a Net Nerd...

There seems to have been a sudden influx of "Let me help you get to know God better!" threads on the DeviantArt forums. I only ever go there to kill time, as most threads are just angsty emos, narrow-minded Americans or mindless drivel, but what's with the sudden need to preach? *sits on the agnostic fence and munches popcorn*

And speaking of forums, there's been an interesting twist of events in the Manifest forums! Ah, reedoo. She gets on my nerves sometimes, and it seems quite a few other people think the same. After she made a joke in VERY bad taste (saying that the forum couples will give eachother AIDs and such) on the forums, a bit of an argument sparked. Basically I may or may not be looking at a ban on what I said, though reading over my posts I can't really see anything I did wrong. I don't know; maybe I'm just blind, but I wasn't just randomly slandering her or insulting her. I was arguing about something she'd said that pissed me off. *shrugs* It's going to be discussed by the powers that be, but... I dunno. *prays to Shinigami that she won't be banned*

Well, it's like they say. "Internet debates are a lot like the paralympics- even if you win, you're still retarded." (As Kit would say, CONTROVERSIAL STATEMENT! Bah, it's my blog, I can say whatever I like ^_^)