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friezaess ([personal profile] friezaess) wrote2009-01-03 11:49 pm

Melbournia wrap up

So Melbourne was essentially a 7 day drinking fest.

The Boxing Day sales were packed with people - mostly yellow - lining up for ages outside places like Gucci and Armani. I was content with a half price cardican from Dangerfield. New Year's Eve itself consisted of a steampunk/neo-Victorian ball out at Carlton. I would have rather been watching X's countdown, but this was the next best thing- plus there were naked chicks and everybody likes that.

Special luffs go out to [livejournal.com profile] baorin_lee and [livejournal.com profile] rockeandroll for robbing me of my sobriety, [livejournal.com profile] kashiichan for making sure we won't be let into Heaven on Judgement Day, [livejournal.com profile] swiftylily for having the most comfortable boobs on Earth, [livejournal.com profile] sefieslj and [livejournal.com profile] rukubites for being generally awesome and also having exceedingly comfy mammories, and everyone who took the time to come out to Knox on Saturday. Also props to Jarrod for putting me up, though given that he has trouble discerning a microwave from a computer I suppose that's irrelevant.

PICS!


French delights! <3


[livejournal.com profile] rockeandroll marks her territory.


The best thing about Melbourne is the large gay community that keeps us safe by patrolling the parks at night.


Sure [livejournal.com profile] sefieslj is hot but is just getting vulgar.


I... wait, what?


Okay so I'd expect such lewd behaviour from someone like [livejournal.com profile] kashiichan or Josef Fritzl, but this lacks both wit and personal respect.


Srsly.


You can't see it due to my poor editing, but given that this is near Swanston Street there's bound to be an abbo rapefest somewhere in there.


And now we've descended into New Year's Eve burlesque. I should probably stop here before the necrophilia starts.
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[identity profile] friezaess.livejournal.com 2009-01-03 03:30 pm (UTC)(link)
You put the AWWWWWWWW in awesome.

[identity profile] vysanthe.livejournal.com 2009-01-03 10:42 pm (UTC)(link)
You somehow manage to look cute with a dildo on your head. :P

Burlesque~ coooool. How was the steampunk shindig? Couple of friends are thinking of going next year~

[identity profile] friezaess.livejournal.com 2009-01-04 08:36 am (UTC)(link)
D'aww, thank you! Head eating bows ain't got nothing on flesh-coloured rubber.

Well, it was $55 a ticket but there was some good entertainment. I found it kind of few and far between though. It was more of a club atmosphere which I'm not too fond of, but if one likes dancing the night away it would be highly enjoyable. Plus awesome outfits are awesome.

[identity profile] sonictail.livejournal.com 2009-01-04 02:43 am (UTC)(link)
large amounts of fail all round from the looks of things ;)

[identity profile] friezaess.livejournal.com 2009-01-04 08:36 am (UTC)(link)
You're just jealous your dildo's not as awesome as mine.

[identity profile] vrrrrt.livejournal.com 2009-01-04 06:55 am (UTC)(link)
Hee, you managed to describe the Boxing Day sales in a less racist way than my mum did.

[identity profile] friezaess.livejournal.com 2009-01-04 08:37 am (UTC)(link)
Dare I ask what she said?

[identity profile] vrrrrt.livejournal.com 2009-01-04 10:11 am (UTC)(link)
Aw, I feel bad for saying that now. It probably just came out wronger than she intended.

[identity profile] friezaess.livejournal.com 2009-01-04 11:00 am (UTC)(link)
It's okay, I'm sure she realises that rice-munchers are more or less just like real people.

[identity profile] swiftylily.livejournal.com 2009-01-04 12:57 pm (UTC)(link)
you are made of win and awesome. you need to be in melbum more

[identity profile] athira.livejournal.com 2009-01-05 11:33 am (UTC)(link)
Kekekeke~ I want to see more of you in your loliiiiii~~ <333