Wut

Dear Japan,

I will kill you and everyone you've ever loved.

Sincerely,
- The person reading up on your railway lines



Seriously, is it that complicated to get from Kansai Airport to Shinsaibashi/Yotsubashi station? Apparently yes. *kicks JR pass in the ass*

I got my passport yesterday, which momentarily took my mind off the horrific prospect of starting Uni. Don't get me wrong, Market Day was lots of fun, but for some reason a faggoty hippy subject like Arts requires more brainpower to organise than something like a Bachelor of Journalism or Science or whatever... at least those degrees pertain to specific fields and thus there are certain subjects you have to do. With Arts there's several dozen courses you can choose to major in and it's a lot more broad... no-one can tell you which courses to do, you just pick some at random and hope that you're doing what's required. ... I think I need to pay a visit to Student Services -_- 

poppydog

I purchase new puppy from eBay a couple of weeks ago and he's just arrived. I like him very much as he has puff. After ball with him though I noticed there was a fault in his persona.

When he turns around, my pup has a hole in his backside. I do not know why this is or how long he's had it. It's like a little crater just beneath his tail, but not near the mightyPENIS. I purchase dog from American, so I thought it might have happened during the trip here.

The holl become clogged v. quickly, because after a while a foul-smelling substance emitted from the craterhole. It cause the dog uncomfort because his hindlegs were bent like he was unhappy. the slimy smelly stuff fell out of his crevice and onto the grass. I thought this was a singular experience so did not pay it much attention.

Earlier though I noticed long sausage-like string falling from underneath dogtail, so his intestines are falling out? We do no have dog doctors where I am so I shoved intestines back in as fast as I could, but they were all brown and mushy, smelly so it was very hard. I have sewn up this hole in my dog with red cotton, but he looks sad and sometimes foul smells emit from his backside meaning that his intestines are pushing up against the stitching and will probably fall out again.

I saved how dof?