Oh, ebaumsworld...

[friezaess]

So today I had to have a CT Scan. That's not important. What's important is that I had to take public transport which lead to me picking up a copy of the mX where I was assaulted with this little paragraph:



Oh yes, it's not enough that /b/ gets incorporated into some shitty country's Thanksgiving parade, but now I have to deal with this shit in my piece of crap infotainment tabloid. According to the Internets, there have been several letters in this vein published during the week. SO MUCH FOR OUR SECRET SOCIETY OF INTERNET TERRORISTS D:

Comments

[athira.livejournal.com]

That is so sadly related to 4chan...

[damasquerade.livejournal.com]

What was the CT for? Curious minds want to know. I went for a CT once to make sure that my constant headaches weren't caused by a tumour or something. IT'S NADDA TUMOUR - but it was kinda fun going inside the machine :3

[friezaess.livejournal.com]

Basically my doctor wanted to see if my memory loss was because my brain's fuxx0rd or if it's just another depression side-effect. I agree, the machine was cool! Oh, and I peeked at my x-rays and I could see my eyeballs rolling around from above. Pretty funky.

[san.livejournal.com]

Eek CT? D: Hope you're okay. ;__;

BLARGH mX sucks balls anyway.

[friezaess.livejournal.com]

It's aimed at people who watch Australian Idol, what do you expect TT______TT

[friezaess.livejournal.com]

No sorry, I put it down for my dog to pee on >_>; Enjoy ur clone/heal tools.