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friezaess ([personal profile] friezaess) wrote2007-07-04 10:23 am

YAH ZOOM ZOOM ZOOM!

As horrifying a thought as it is, somewhere along the line I figured out how to cook without causing significant long-term damage to anyone's intestinal tract. I figure it's a combination of hanging out with the domestic goddesses of Victoria, Christmas cooking with mother dear, and good old fashioned neccesity. After all, if I don't fry up something I'm stuck with Dad's idea of cuisine which consists solely of remarkably suss sausage rolls from Chinatown.

But I am getting kinda sick of making stuff solely for myself and a father who doesn't care if he gets homemade country cottage loaf with mushroom sauce or a plate of soggy chips drowned in tomato sauce. This is another of those times where I get really pissed off about not having Mum around; she loved trying out new recipies with me, and she'd actually have a reaction other than apathy when we tried new foods.

That said, it's pretty fuckin' sad I'm not actually leaving the house and having a baking day or some shit with people who AREN'T my parents. Wow. I sound like your typical basement-dwelling g33k, don't I? I'm just not that egar to socialise at all anymore. As I've said before, it's not that I don't like the people I hang out with, it just seems to exhaust me nowadays. I'm quite happy being a reclusive hermit who is no doubt going to die alone except for a collection of hundreds upon hundreds of bull terriers who will more than likely fight over who gets to feast upon my decomposing carcass.

I want a hovercraft.

[identity profile] halfeatenmoon.livejournal.com 2007-07-04 11:22 pm (UTC)(link)
Sadly there is a shortage of soiled panties in Kansai, but I think you'll like it anyway.

Feel free to delete comment for its stalker potential.

And I'll try to remember to email the recipe for sex cake once I get home; I don't have it with me. (Amy's oven is far too small to bake a cake... though I suppose I could try to invent some Sex Cupcakes.)

[identity profile] friezaess.livejournal.com 2007-07-05 01:16 am (UTC)(link)
Childsized sex cupcakes... that would be so cute, in a pedolicious kind of way! <3

Nya, tankoo Megan-chaaaaaaan ^_^ You is full of win and sex appeal XD