So my phone rings on my desk

Them: hi I need...
Me: I'm listening to pirate rap!
Them: ... some books made up. Really?
Me: Yeah! It's a band, and they're priates, and they're rapping
Them: Sounds nice. These books...
Me: It's fully sick. So Catchy.
Them: So how does this relate to work
Me: It keeps me motivated. PIRATE RAP! Tell you what, I'll transfer you
Them: ....
Me: *transfers them*

I LOVE my work place. And Pirate rap! That's kick ass!
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