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Everyone, just go here okay? http://anotherreason.cjb.net/ It's freaking hillarious.
"I must say... Gackt is not very good in bed. He lasted like.. a second. Then he started crying to show how sensitive he could be. I freaking hate Gackt."
"Now I'm not one to kiss and tell, but it's not every day you meet a good looking enterprener rock star... so I'll just say this... we had sex. A lot of it. Good thing all Jrock stars are gay! Not that I'M gay... but like I said before. How often do you meet a guy like this? And you know what? He looked like a woman anyway *tries to justify it even though he was the uke*."
"Can you imagine someone one stage, playing guitar... say.... Mana, and all of a sudden he gets a wedgie? Maybe his facial expression wouldn't change, but you can bet that that song's going to be going in a WHOLE NEW direction."
"There are more members of X Japan, namely Pata, Heath, and at one point Taiji, but I don't think you care. Nobody ELSE cares. I mean come on, they were just sorta... there. You have to admit no one really noticed their existence."
About Spread Beaver) "Everyone knows that it was a band, and in order for it to be band, there must have been other people in it, right? SO WHO THE HELL WERE THEY? No one knows. Maybe it was hide-sama playing one great practical joke on us and the truth is THERE WAS NO BAND. It was just his split personality. His depressed, psychopathic, schizophrenic, hair gel induced multiple personalities. That poor poor man."
"So enjoy crazy songs like "Pink Spider" while I endeavor to come up with non existant hidden meanings for all the band names we know and love. Let's start with GacktJob..."
"Toshiya for one, almost always looks adorable. If he's trying to look badass, you just end up going: awwwwwww, that's so cute, he's trying so hard!"
"I must say... Gackt is not very good in bed. He lasted like.. a second. Then he started crying to show how sensitive he could be. I freaking hate Gackt."
"Now I'm not one to kiss and tell, but it's not every day you meet a good looking enterprener rock star... so I'll just say this... we had sex. A lot of it. Good thing all Jrock stars are gay! Not that I'M gay... but like I said before. How often do you meet a guy like this? And you know what? He looked like a woman anyway *tries to justify it even though he was the uke*."
"Can you imagine someone one stage, playing guitar... say.... Mana, and all of a sudden he gets a wedgie? Maybe his facial expression wouldn't change, but you can bet that that song's going to be going in a WHOLE NEW direction."
"There are more members of X Japan, namely Pata, Heath, and at one point Taiji, but I don't think you care. Nobody ELSE cares. I mean come on, they were just sorta... there. You have to admit no one really noticed their existence."
About Spread Beaver) "Everyone knows that it was a band, and in order for it to be band, there must have been other people in it, right? SO WHO THE HELL WERE THEY? No one knows. Maybe it was hide-sama playing one great practical joke on us and the truth is THERE WAS NO BAND. It was just his split personality. His depressed, psychopathic, schizophrenic, hair gel induced multiple personalities. That poor poor man."
"So enjoy crazy songs like "Pink Spider" while I endeavor to come up with non existant hidden meanings for all the band names we know and love. Let's start with GacktJob..."
"Toshiya for one, almost always looks adorable. If he's trying to look badass, you just end up going: awwwwwww, that's so cute, he's trying so hard!"